this is why i have trust issues
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
When my friends take my phone and wont give it back
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
An icon never dies
we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake