*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*


on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know


if you don’t think dogs are important why are you even talking to me


*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*


pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track


i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

me when im 420 years old: lol
parks and rec: a summary
everyone: andy no
april: andy yes